If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
The movies we love and admire are to some extent a function of who we are when we see them.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. The human mind is our fundamental resource.
The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.
Form follows function.
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.
The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.
When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read.
The next major explosion is going to be when genetics and computers come together. I'm talking about an organic computer - about biological substances that can function like a semiconductor.