Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life.

Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool.

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie.

Violence is not funny.