The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.
Congress seems drugged and inert most of the time... its idea of meeting a problem is to hold hearings or, in extreme cases, to appoint a commission.
Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
In the factory we make cosmetics; in the drugstore we sell hope.
Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
Creation is a drug I can't do without.
A cloud hangs over baseball. It's a cloud called drugs and it's permeated our game.
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
Today more Americans are imprisoned for drug offenses than for property crimes.
Just say no to drugs!
Drugs? Every one has a choice and I choose not to do drugs.
Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.