Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral.
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.
What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the guinea hen.
You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch.
If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens.
The networks are not some chicken-coop manufacturing lobby whose calls nobody returns.
If I didn't start painting, I would have raised chickens.
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.
All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom.
Sins, like chickens, come home to roost.
Religion is no more the parent of morality than an incubator is the mother of a chicken.
I want there to be no peasant in my kingdom so poor that he cannot have a chicken in his pot every Sunday.
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
