The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.

Trust yourself, you know more than you think you do.

One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.

I think it will be truly glorious when women become real people and have the whole world open to them.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind.

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.

You must do the things you think you cannot do.

I think there is choice possible to us at any moment, as long as we live. But there is no sacrifice. There is a choice, and the rest falls away. Second choice does not exist. Beware of those who talk about sacrifice.