Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
I can make more generals, but horses cost money.
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
I have absolutely no empathy for camels. I didn't care for being abused in the Middle East by those horrible, horrible, horrible creatures. They don't like people. It's not at all like the relationship between horses and humans.
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
I once loved this game. But after being traded four times, I realized that it's nothing but a business. I treat my horses better than the owners treat us. It's a shame they've destroyed my love for the game.
The manager of a team is like a stagecoach, he can't move unless he has the horses.
Close don't count in baseball. Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades.
We are like horses who hurt themselves as soon as they pull on their bits - and we bow our heads. We even lose consciousness of the situation, we just submit. Any re-awakening of thought is then painful.
Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.
The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction.
One might as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as to try to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.
A horse never runs so fast as when he has other horses to catch up and outpace.
The wildest colts make the best horses.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them.