I've had great success being a total idiot.
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street anymore without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot member of a royal family or an animal in a zoo; and zoo animals have been known to die from stares.
I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius.
Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
I'm a one-man idiot.
Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America.
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
To generalize is to be an idiot.
Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.
What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.
