Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but primarily by catchwords.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

Boxing has become America's tragic theater.

Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

There are many reasons why novelists write, but they all have one thing in common - a need to create an alternative world.

The greater our knowledge increases the more our ignorance unfolds.

I've had great success being a total idiot.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.

TV is bigger than any story it reports. It's the greatest teaching tool since the printing press.

Every great film should seem new every time you see it.

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.