Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons. We cease to grow.

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.

A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog's ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins.

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!