I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod.

The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.

Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.

In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.

I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form general propositions - adding that no general proposition is worth a damn.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

I believe in general in a dualism between facts and the ideas of those facts in human heads.

You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have all the facts, you cannot make proper judgements about what is going on.

Solitude is the profoundest fact of the human condition. Man is the only being who knows he is alone.

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.

The genius of impeachment lay in the fact that it could punish the man without punishing the office.

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.