Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was at a meeting, someone would ask me to get coffee.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.
The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee and I will pay more for that ability than for any other under the sun.
It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.
