If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
The movies we love and admire are to some extent a function of who we are when we see them.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. The human mind is our fundamental resource.
The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.
Form follows function.
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.
The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.
When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read.
The next major explosion is going to be when genetics and computers come together. I'm talking about an organic computer - about biological substances that can function like a semiconductor.
Dictionaries are always fun, but not always reassuring.
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.
Overall the fundamentals seem to be there and he's obviously got a very mature head on his shoulders. He's got a kind of presence.
Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read.
There is no way for the American economic system to function without advertising. There is no other way to communicate enough information about enough products to enough people with enough speed.
Fun without sell gets nowhere but sell without fun tends to become obnoxious.
Creative ideas flourish best in a shop which preserves some spirit of fun. Nobody is in business for fun, but that does not mean there cannot be fun in business.
I honestly believe that advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
Advertising is fundamentally persuasion and persuasion happens to be not a science, but an art.
Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.
To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way.